Sunday, December 21, 2008

A little pre-Christmas cameo.....




I have always been fascinated by angelic visitations recorded in the Bible. The thing that strikes me is that, more often than not, the first thing angels say is “Fear not!”

I am pretty sure that angels are a whole lot more impressive than smiling, fluffy soy latte-sipping winged lady-boys portrayed in art and popular culture. In fact I think they are probably closer to this………….




There is a scene in the movie Terminator (T1) where Sarah Connor first meets the terminator (Arnie’s character) who has returned from the future to be her son John’s guardian. Due largely to his size and appearance Arnie’s character has some difficulty explaining that he is here to help…..A case of ‘Fear not’ perhaps?

Anyhow…..one of my favourite ‘Fear not’ moments occurs as the scene is being set for Christmas. Nobody in Israel has heard boo from God for 400 years. (the inter-testamental period….or the gap between the OT and the NT) In the last two verses of the Old Testament (Malachi 4:5) God promises to send back Elijah to turn the hearts of parents to their children and vice versa. Then silence……..

We pick up the story in Luke 1…..

It so happened that as Zachariah was carrying out his priestly duties before God, working the shift assigned to his regiment, it came his one turn in life to enter the sanctuary of God and burn incense. The congregation was gathered and praying outside the Temple at the hour of the incense offering. Unannounced, an angel of God appeared just to the right of the altar of incense. Zachariah was paralyzed in fear.

But the angel reassured him, "Don't fear, Zachariah. Your prayer has been heard. Elizabeth, your wife, will bear a son by you. You are to name him John. You're going to leap like a gazelle for joy, and not only you—many will delight in his birth. He'll achieve great stature with God. “He'll drink neither wine nor beer. He'll be filled with the Holy Spirit from the moment he leaves his mother's womb. He will turn many sons and daughters of Israel back to their God. He will herald God's arrival in the style and strength of Elijah, soften the hearts of parents to children, and kindle devout understanding among hardened skeptics—he'll get the people ready for
God."

Zachariah said to the angel, "Do you expect me to believe this? I'm an old man and my wife is an old woman."

But the angel said, "I am Gabriel, the sentinel of God, sent especially to bring you this glad news. But because you won't believe me, you'll be unable to say a word until the day of your son's birth. Every word I've spoken to you will come true on time—God's time."

Meanwhile, the congregation waiting for Zachariah was getting restless, wondering what was keeping him so long in the sanctuary. When he came out and couldn't speak, they knew he had seen a vision. He continued speechless and had to use sign language with the people. (Luke 1:8-22 - The Message)


Zachariah was doing a job that he had trained for his whole life to do….a job that he would only ever get to do once. He was burning incense on the alter in front of the curtain that separated him from the presence of God – the Holy of Holies.

Gabriel’s response to Zachariah’s unbelief is interesting…..”I am Gabriel, I stand in the presence of God” (NIV)….he may as well have said “I have balls as big as Texas” because normal people fall flat on their faces in the presence of God. In fact, Zachariah knew that behind the curtain – the presence of God - was almost certain death for anyone except the high priest once a year. Even the high priest went in with a rope tied around his waist so his colleagues could drag his body back out if he died in the Holy of Holies….Again….’Fear Not’ credentials!

The final amusing part of the story is that Zachariah couldn’t speak for 9 months…..I wonder what sort of sign language you use to explain that you have just encountered an 8 foot tall messenger from God?

The last part of the story goes on to explain that Mrs Zachariah did indeed become pregnant…..Zachariah must have known some sign language…..or maybe she took pity on him.



Monday, December 15, 2008

The need for speed




This is my first post in some time…..I broke my wrist in a cycling accident and have been forced by circumstance to commute by public transport.

This has given me time to contemplate transport in general and an interaction in the Bible that I find quite amusing.

Elijah travelled differently to me…..at various times he:

• Travelled for 40 days and nights on the strength of two angelic happy meals
(1 Kings 19:8)
• Out-ran King Ahab’s chariot (1 Kings 18:46)
• Took his famous last ‘Chariot of fire’ ride (2 Kings 2:11)
• Was a frequent flyer – he understood the crash position (1 Kings 18:42)

The one that entertains me the most however is found in 1 Kings 18:7-15. Obadiah was the manager of King Ahab’s palace. He was a devout man who feared God….he was also afraid of his boss.

One day Elijah turned up while Obadiah was out walking and said “Go and tell Ahab Elijah wants to see him.” Obadiah’s response is hilarious…..

“I don't know where the Spirit of the LORD may carry you when I leave you. If I go and tell Ahab and he doesn't find you, he will kill me.” (1 Kings 18:12)

You can add astral travel to Elijah’s ‘mode of transport’ list……beats the bus!

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Road-kill sandwiches








In church this weekend, Pastor Paul preached from 1 Kings about Elijah. This reminded me of a story in the Bible that always puzzled me…..

Then the word of the LORD came to Elijah: "Leave here, turn eastward and hide in the Kerith Ravine, east of the Jordan. You will drink from the brook, and I have ordered the ravens to feed you there."

So he did what the LORD had told him. He went to the Kerith Ravine, east of the Jordan, and stayed there. The ravens brought him bread and meat in the morning and bread and meat in the evening, and he drank from the brook. (1 Kings 17:2-6)

Some translations label this passage as “The miracle of the ravens”….What miracle? What did Elijah do that pissed God off so much that he was fed by ravens?

I remember sitting in Sunday School as a child…..watching the “miracle” played out in front of me in full technicoloured flanelgraph….thinking to myself “What sort of meat would ravens be delivering?” “How in the heck did Elijah cook it?”

Ravens, according to Leviticus were considered detestable (Lev 11:15) presumably because they live off road-kill. All this meant though was that ravens were off the menu....but apparently not what they delivered.

The ravens also brought Elijah bread…..road-kill sandwiches!



Monday, October 20, 2008

Live long and prosper...


My brother wrote last week on a Scriptural perspective on the current economic woes. I have wondered over the last week where this leaves the prosperity teaching (I refuse to call it the “prosperity doctrine”…..the word doctrine lends tacit legitimacy to it) that is so rife in the church today.

Does that fact that my superannuation balance is shrinking mean that God no longer loves me? Is there sin in my life? I own stocks that have dropped through the floor – what was God thinking? My Father….why have you forsaken me?

I am concerned that Scripture must be wrong……I have a couple of dynamic translations of passages that I think will help put things in perspective:



Each man should invest what he has been advised by his planner to invest, not reluctantly or under compulsion, for God loves a cheerful investor. (2 Cor 9:7)

Give, and it will be given to you. A good measure, pressed down, shaken together and with the optional leather trim (Luke 6:38)

When Jesus heard this, he said to him, "You still lack one thing. Sell everything you have and go long in oil futures…..give the poor instructions on how to do the same, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me." (Luke 18:22)

Religion that God our Father accepts as pure and faultless is this: to show orphans and widows how to maximise their investment returns and to keep oneself from being polluted by the world. (James 1:27)


I have been believing God for a S class Mercedes for so long……but I would settle now for a Lexus or even a nice little E class…….”My God shall supply all my ridiculous wishes according to His riches in glory.”

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Rock of Ages


Dude, of course I can play....Look at my hair!